I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
they need to just BURY HIM!
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
i've created a new STD.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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