Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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