question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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