And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Oh god it's open bar.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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