why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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