Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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