After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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