the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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