craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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