i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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