I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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