Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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