I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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