North Korea, Best Korea!
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
