tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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