do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
