"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize