One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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