Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Drake has all the answers
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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