Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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