You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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