Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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