i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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