So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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