Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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