Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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