this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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