I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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