i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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