I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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