I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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