Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Randomize
