What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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