did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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