Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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