I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
