I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Someone signed my nipple.
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