Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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