Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Randomize
