Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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