I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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