you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Your cock deserves a montage
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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