So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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