i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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