I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
