Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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