four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
