And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
There's even glitter on my cock...
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