That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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