So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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