k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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