Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Randomize
